People For The Old Ways

'Thank you, dear.  I'll have

Another.  Just

Like it…

I saw the strangest thing

                     put out by

An outfit called

'People For The American Way'

The other day.  Why, 

It was nothing but 

Left-wing propaganda.

               You should

Have seen it.  It was

Scurrilous.'

'Didn't you know?'

'What's that, dear.'  (sip

Sip)

                        'People

For the American Way

                   is a liberal

Organization.'

            'What?!  Why,

That's sacrilegious.'

'No it isn't.  It's

Politics.'

                   'Dirty

Politics, if you ask me.'  

                         (sip

Sip)

               'The Left

Controls the country

                     anymore.  

               Where have

You been?'

                       'Earning

A living, my dear…

                   I can hardly

Believe it.'

                   'You'd better

Believe it.   It's

What is going down

These days.  Like wages

                        because

Of the likes of

Regulations 

                 and the flight

                 of industry

To more amenable climes.  

                It's the way

That the Left

Does business.

 And the Right

                 too

For that matter.'

'My, my.'  (cluck

Cluck)  (sip

Sip)  'The times

They are a'changin'.'

'No they aren't.  

             They already

Have.  

You were just too busy

Having your good life

To notice

                   the knife

Being stuck in your back.'   

'Well, enough of this 

Conversation.  

                       Waiter?

Waiter?  I'll pay  

The check.  Waiter?

Waiter?…  where 

Are those wetbacks

When you need them???