Hollywood On The Potomac

‘And the winner of The Best False Atrocity for the Last Decade award is…

‘Maxie Weinberg, for the Boston Marathon Bombing Hoax!’

(Wild applause.  Maxie Weinberg, obviously savoring the moment, bounds up onto the stage, and receives his award, with ‘winner’ gestures of it to the audience in attendance.)

‘So how do you feel about it, Maxie?’

‘Oh, great, just great.  But you know it was a team effort.  I accept this award on behalf of the whole Team.’

(Generous applause, with the camera quickly singling out some of the members of his team in the audience, dutifully receiving their accolade.)

‘So tell us, Maxie, in a few words.  Time; you know: Did you think you would be the winner?’

“Well, I wasn’t sure.  The Sandy Hook Hoax Team also did a great job.’  (Applause.)  ‘I thought they had come a cropper when that professional Emergency Exercise guy came out of nowhere - well, Florida.  Well, that’s relatively nowhere, isn’t it.’  (Laughter.)  ‘ - came out and caused such a fuss over a period of time.  And with some of the spoil sports on the Internet getting rather too close for comfort on that scam.  But that team handled it all with great aplomb.  And a few shekels, of course.’  (Even greater laughter, as Maxie rubs his fingers together in the classic gesture for ‘money’.)     

‘Unfortunately, we need to move on.  Any last words?  I mean - thoughts?’  (Some titters from the knowing audience.)

‘Yes.’  (Looking straight into the camera, with ill-concealed relish.)  ‘To all you goy bastards on your Death Rows:

‘This is for all those times you fuckers called us, your superiors and rightful masters, ‘kikes’.  You’ve gotten just what you deserve.  With interest.  

‘Fitting, that, and ironic.  How you gave us such a hard time over the centuries about our use of ‘interest’.  And row - you really do get it.’

(A quick gesture with the award across his neck, to wild applause from the select audience.) 

‘We’ll be right back, with more of our Final Awards night.  Don’t go away.  Well; the rest of you, that is.’

(Laughter.  Camera Fades To Black.)  

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