Saturday 20 April 2019

The Party Line


‘Okay, students: Now that we’ve gotten rid of the bigots and haters in the class, from the info from their online habits, let’s get down to the basics at hand, with your ind- I mean, your education.  

’So: ‘Right’ is whatever you want to make it; right?’

(Response)  ‘Right.’

‘Everything is relative; right?’

(Response) ‘Right.’

‘And so, there is no objective truth; right?’

(Response) ‘Right.’

(Voice from the sea of faces) ’Professor?’

‘What?  What is it, there, you…student?’

‘But what about such ‘objective truth’ as math, and such, Professor?’

‘Listen to me clearly; and all of you, who may wish to pass this course, and get a recommendation for your future, in the New World Order:

‘There is no objective truth.  Everything is subjective.  ‘Science’ as it was known was a white male privilege dominated subject area, and as such, needed to be brought down, along with the rest of the bigoted and racist and oppressive Western civilization.  Is that understood?’

(Response) ‘Right.’

‘And you there, student?  Did you get that?’

‘…Yes, ma’am.  - I mean - I meant - well; you know what I meant to say.’

Indeed we do, Child of the New World Order.  Indeed we do.

And just in time.

It would appear.

More.  And more.

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